Take My Child. Please.

by Barb 21. May 2012 06:15

You can keep him as long as it takes to civilize him.  I'm seriously considering sending Ten to charm school.

I've been trying for ten long years, and this child still resists the use of silverware.  Over the years, I have had to inform him (sometimes more than once) that the following are not finger foods:

 

  • orzo
  • Caesar salad (with dressing)
  • ice cream sundaes
  • linguine
  • ravioli
  • potatoes
  • butter

My sister always tells her children that the use of utensils is what separates us from the animals.

And as I say to Ten, "Take human bites!"

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